Look at Me and my Bad self

So yesterday.

But first let me just say that when it comes to voting on crafting I am largely against. Not that I'm a hater. I just strongly dislike it. Probably because I'm not very crafty. Or maybe because crafts hate me. Both are possible and likely.

Anyway. So yesterday.

I SANDED a bunch of wooden things. I CUT paper. I PAINTED said wood. And....

I made this bad boy with absolutely no help or expertise from anyone who may or may not be named RACHEL. Okay she did help. Some. A bit more than some. Largely.

AND it's not over. So to compensate for this excess of homemaking skills, my friend called at like 10 o clock at night and said she was stranded in a dark parking lot with a flat. So Rach and I went over and very handily changed the tire. I even got a cut on my hand.

So very productive am I. ;)

Been hanging around this old town for way way way way way too long

I'm thinking of a person.
Dead or alive? Alive.
Male or female? female.
Is she famous? Only for her talent of craft making avoidance and the amount of chocolate she can consume in one sitting.
Failure at blogging or not failure at blogging? FAILURE.

Hi all. Still here. Been in a bit of a rut as NOTHING EVER happens of note so I feel like I have nary a word to say.
I have a professional photographer (my mother) who follows me around to take pictures but alas all the pictures are on her computer. But they are great pictures. Really.

JK. I have snapped a few beauties. And of course I video tape a Ton. I will also delight you with one of those gems.

We did massacre some pumpkins. Monkey #2's was originally supposed to be a Lightning McQueen lightning bolt but I have such spectacular skills it ended up looking like this piece of awesomeness.

Here's Monkey 3 in one of his faces.


And here he is in his 'other' smile.

I guess I should note that despite our rental outer beauty, it's what or rather who's on the inside that counts. We just got done with the rather painful process of eviction.

My super-hero brother in law went to inspect the property after it was abandoned. Now imagine coming upon this scene in the dark. Life sized Barbie wasn't the first thought that came to his mind.

But enough about that. I can't think about it for too long without sending negative vibes to certain people. So.

This will have to suffice for now. I'll get the video up after I figure out how to NOT have it take a bajillion years to upload. It's quality. Trust me.